SO MY COUSIN IS ON HER WAY TO NEW YORK AND THIS IS HER STATUS
DARREN WHY ARE YOU GOING TO NEW YORK
it is quite literally a dream of mine to be on the same plane as him.
NO HE IS NOT FROM GLEE IN MY HEAD HE IS HARRY POTTER. AVPM.
I hate it when people call themselves “random”. In doing so, you do NOT gain my respect, nor do you make me think you are funny, or weird. You just let me know that you try too hard, and rather than being amusing, you will sit there and then shout “LEMONS!” or something, and it will make me angry, and I will have to punch you in the face.
To recap, if you don’t want to get punched, be yourself. Don’t try and be “random”. Because I swear to god, I will punch you.
Is it weird that I have barely any arguments, or that my friends have loads?
People just don’t seem to get mad at me. I am a dick sometimes, what with the fact that I constantly correct people, especially with grammar, but the longest I fall out with anyone - and it’s
usually always Maya, so it doesn’t count - is about 5 minutes. Why doesn’t everyone hate me?